Mr Andrew Small's PS5 Baloney Page
The PS5 could be:
Video: A pair of contact lenses with high definition video on the inside face.
Power: Ultra Green Bio Power uses a peizo-electric coating to pulse charge a capacitance cell using the pressure that squeezes the lens each time you blink. Heat dissipation is achieved by the evaporation of tears.
Controller: Rapid eye movement directional control combined with an induction field to scan the brain for instinct based command codes provides the ultimate in control response. RSI from hand controllers is no more.
Sound: Polysymphonic wave matrices created uniquely for each game are played back by direct stimulation of the audic nerves.
Networking: The induction field communicates through a lapel pickup to a T1 line into Sony's PS5 dedicated PlayNet servers allowing virtual cities to be fully populated for the more transcendant game titles.
Cost: The unit is free, maybe BT will do free calls by then in exchange for listening to advertisesments in place of the ringing tone. Games are accessed by buying shares, this way early gamers into the better games find their shares appreciate as the user base grows. PlayNet allows the shares can be traded in for playing time or sold to other gamers so they can play - this uses market forces to set the game price. The motto is:
Buy Lo - Play Hi